Broke, friendless, paper due

All my friends left today\yesterday woooooo!
I have nothing to do for the next week. Yesterday everybody yelled at me and asked me for money. I don't have any.
I return to America on the 14th of May. All I want to do is melt in the sun and drink cold beer. Maybe grill some burgers.
Hopefully work at a hardware store.
Hopefully build a fort in the basement.
Make some tables with lion paws as legs.
Read the bible and the golden legends.
Generally vegetate.