Drugged by a mysterious pen

Today has been so strange. I think my brain was shaken. Probably, there have been so many earthquakes recently.
The final death toll in L'Acquila is 293.

Today I walked into the student lounge and there was a mysterious pen in my hand. I had never seen it before. I didn't remember picking it up... it was strange.

I had just been holding my yellow pen, but this one was black. I looked at it for a very long time trying to remember... but there was nothing.
Then I looked in my other hand. There was my yellow pen. But since when had I been holding it and why was I holding two? It didn't make any sense. Five minutes ago I had one pen in my hands and it was the black one. Suddenly out of nowhere my yellow one had reappeared and now I had two.

I then proceeded to sit down and try to underline my text for my Law class. I clicked the black pen to make the tip come out. Out came the tip, but also a very strange yellowish brownish liquid. It squirted onto my photocopy and I was in deep disgust and confusion.

I clicked it shut again.

Was I dreaming? How could this happen to a pen... so innocent. A tool for knowledge. How can it become so corrupted? Mysterious.
I looked at the unknown black pen to see if there was any trace of liquid inside the mechanisms. Nothing was there. It looked like a real enough pen, I must have been dreaming.

I clicked it on again. The same yellowish brownish liquid emerged. It spilled onto the ground.

Oh how I felt like vomiting.

I threw the pen into the trash can across the room in anguish. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! Out of some luck it went directly into the can, I don't have any aim, how could I accomplish this feat? Then I figured that that's where it belonged. That's where it wanted to be. That is why a liquid which was not inside the pen appeared out of nowhere. Like the pen itself... it appeared out of nowhere.

It must have been sent by Satan. Some sort of warning. I don't know for what. I have been feeling very strange all day. Jittery. Shaking. Unable to concentrate. Uncontrollable body movements.

I am going to go drink some wine and prosecco now. Then I will try to dance this off at L-Ektrica. Holy God I hope I'm not destroying my body or hallucinating.