When you've had enough of Venice. All that needless spending (they took away the euro menu from McDonald's!!) all those annoying tourists (I think this was the King's palace, while looking right at St. Mark's cathedral) all the gondola men trying to shove you aboard, (no I don't want to pay you 90 euros OR look like an idiot)
YOU GO TO SLOVENIA
Yes Venice was actually awesome. It was beautiful, the Adriatic flows so close to you and you can feel your heart fall off the bridges as you walk across. But it is ruined by the monster of tourism.
Tourism has never touched the minuscule Slovenian coast.
Which is why we ate an enormous Slovenian meal for 3.82 Euros. Also why we got there by bus from wonderful Trieste for only 4 euro. yes, everyone looked like a freak. they had strange Slovenian symptoms of improper hospital care.
But the central gatehring of old Slovenian men having a sardine BBQ and the small Slovenian girl exiting her house on K-mart rollerblades was a sight to be seen.
I can't wait to return to SLOVENIA
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i want to see pictures
ReplyDeletei am so jealous of you guys
im sitting in boring new jersey: no interesting sites to be seen, my friend just called inquiring about her missing iphone, that is the most exciting part of my day